Cop Magnet

So.. you can't drink, you can't carry passengers, you can't drive a hoon car.. no one said you can't decorate.

Evolution of Brands

I'm not sure whether I believe this picture of Apple's logo from the 1970s. Looks like a guy sitting under a tree in a field?! Either way it's pretty funny..


From Funtasticus.

Nature Walk, Kelvin Grove

Hot Dog Likes Money

Have you seen this guy?

He hangs around outside the best candy shop in West End..

Aussie Value

Conditions apply? As in there's more besides the ones they've already listed?! How about the fact that you'd use $20 worth of petrol getting out there?

Everyone download this shit I'm organising a mini bus..

City Turkey

The police has goods grammar

And what's more, the guy who gave me this ticket I'd gotten together with at a high school party. I reminded him, and he didn't let me off! He even made the girl cop come and hand it to me.
The next day I remembered I hadn't returned his calls. He's probably been waiting all this time to get even..

PicLens

Try this viewer! You can use it with Facebook/Flickr or just search Google for images. Kewl.

We Have a Winner

Dos & Don'ts haven't been making me laugh out loud as much as they used to, but every so often you come across a gem.

"The Gangsters are Coming if your not there you must be sleeping with da fishes"

I called the number a few times but no answer. Too many people must have called (or else no one) as they added this site a few days later. Disappointment! Something not-so-gangster about a singles night in a Springfield Lakes mega mansion..

Hahaa read this guy's comment - SO funny..

Consumer Advice

We're all well versed on classier places than Dominos to buy (actual) pizza, but I thought I'd share something amusing (and scary) about their latest masterpiece: the 7 Meats pizza. At first I took '7 meats' to mean 7 animals and read the flyer with interest - who would be among the lucky 7? Disappointingly it was just a collection of the regular edible animals in the usual variety of styles (Lisa: Daaad those all come from the same animal!!). But hang on a second, what on earth is that at number 3? What the fuck is Shredded Cotto?!

This called for further investigation, so we went to the local store to interrogate the staff. They, displaying great pride in their wares, explained that Cotto is a product that is made from a chicken, but tastes like a pig. Of course! Seeing was believing as they brought us a handful to inspect. The guy told us he'd eaten it everyday for the last 6 months and that there were no side effects (hmm).

Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, another member of the team offered to write out the ingredients for me. And here they are:

Chicken, water, wheat starch, soy protein, wheat gluten, mineral salts, flavouring, salt, sucrose, vegetable gum, preservative, fermented rice.

Sounds delicious, no?

Enjoy!