We're all well versed on classier places than Dominos to buy (actual) pizza, but I thought I'd share something amusing (and scary) about their latest masterpiece: the 7 Meats pizza. At first I took '7 meats' to mean 7 animals and read the flyer with interest - who would be among the lucky 7? Disappointingly it was just a collection of the regular edible animals in the usual variety of styles (Lisa: Daaad those all come from the same animal!!). But hang on a second, what on earth is that at number 3? What the fuck is Shredded Cotto?!
This called for further investigation, so we went to the local store to interrogate the staff. They, displaying great pride in their wares, explained that Cotto is a product that is made from a chicken, but tastes like a pig. Of course! Seeing was believing as they brought us a handful to inspect. The guy told us he'd eaten it everyday for the last 6 months and that there were no side effects (hmm).
Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, another member of the team offered to write out the ingredients for me. And here they are:
Chicken, water, wheat starch, soy protein, wheat gluten, mineral salts, flavouring, salt, sucrose, vegetable gum, preservative, fermented rice.
Sounds delicious, no?
Enjoy!
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